my name is emma i am 30. sproused.tumblr.com/ask

Tumblr didn’t make it so you couldn’t edit post just because of John Green’s cock monologue. It was also because people were editing tumblr staff posts to say the craziest shit ever and they started banning people legit for just reblogging it. I know because I was one of them lmao. I had to create a whole new blog. I shouldn’t have though.

modogoblin:

Apparently you get a badge for making over 100 posts. Do you get a badge for making a million posts? Bitch I deserve more.

they let me know who my mutuals are now thank god idk who any of u r any more

tatzelwurming:

i’m sorry officer i didn’t know i was speeding. i was listening to nine inch nails and my erection was pressing on the accelerator

classychassiss:

cu-curu-gol:

veryhappyturtle:

luxlicht:

cyber-face:

luxlicht:

is that the anarky symbol?

“anarky”

Yeah, Anarky. From Batman: Arkham Origins. Apparently it is also used by real life anarchists as well, but I recognized it from the game.

I’m,,,

who tf bought arkham origins

the-real-numbers-deactivated202:

love the term “creature comforts” because it implies you are some kind of wretched beast that can only be consoled by having a television in your hotel room

glolikeren:

hearty-an0n:

zooophagous:

The kink at pride discourse is so dull I miss when we were arguing over if it was homophobic to ship Pennywise with the Babadook

catmask:

the lazy river at water parks was made to appeal to relaxing adults and possibly accidentally those who like to pretend to be otters, sharks and various water type pokemon